Things You Always Wanted To Know...

[Lori]

Should I resist the urge to ask why men have nipples?

[Dee]

You should not! That's an awesome place to start unraveling the mysteries of life. That should be your first research assignment, Mz L. Report back to the class please!

[NurseRatched]

Should I resist the urge to ask why men have nipples?

In case they need to eventually switch genders?
It all makes sense now!!

[NurseRatched]

I am fighting the powers that are trying to turn me into an ironing board!

[Dee]

Unless...

[Lori]

LOL - mysteries solved so easily. Many hands make light work. Leads me to look at things that don't make sense right now in a different way.

[Dee]

Or:

[NurseRatched]

Or:

Obviously, I have not given the potential of the ironing board enough credit Leave it to you, Dee, to discover ironing boards with lives and joy and purpose....

[NurseRatched]

How can I concentrate when there is so much to process/look at/listen to/investigate on this site??!! TIPS ON HONING CONCENTRATION PLEASE and THANK YOU. My usual tricks aren't working...

[Dee]

Welcome to our world, Mz NR.

This is a question we had been asking for the first couple of years then we just resigned to the fact that it's pointless to fight it! Or you can try...

Spoiler:

[Lori]

Oh yes, now you are one of us...

Spoiler:

[NurseRatched]

I'm doomed.

Maybe I'll beg the cat to wrap me up in toilet paper...oh, ladies, you slay me.